We all know who El's Dad is. Well, if you read these forums, you should know!
But who is El's mom? Where is she? What's her history?
I believe I have found the answer to this mystery! And if you can find her, you can win a (modest... very modest) prize! And fifteen minutes of fame!
Objective: Find El's mom (a character somewhere in Azeroth).
How do I identify her? You have to ask! If you see someone you suspect to El's mom, you have to 'say': "Are you El's mom?" If it truly is El's mom, she will respond 'properly' and your name will be posted here! (and you will get your 'prize').
Note: She will not respond to 'whisper' or 'yell'. You have to basically be right in front of her.
How do I know if the El's mom I found is really El's mom? Read this forum; the winner will be announced here.
Some ground rules:
El's mom will be online (somewhere) about an hour each day.
I will post a new hint (in this thread) each day about her or where you can find her. The first few hints will be incredibly vague :)
First Hint: She's a Gnome!
This Silly Little Contest is in no way endorsed or even approved by El's Anglin' or anyone affiliated with El's Anglin.
El's mom may not even really be the 'real' El's mom! It may just be a vicious Dwarf rumor instigated as a quick money making scheme.
Prizes awarded are subject to great change (hey, how could I possibly give a lvl 70 alt something of value anyway?). It's all about the fame, baby!
You can sue me for lost time and wasted moments of your life but you can't get blood from a stone or money from a pauper.
No gnomes were hurt in the making of this contest. OK, maybe very slightly but the scars will hardly show.