I have been regularly trying to win the tournament for many weeks in row, only missing once (out of embarrassment I won't go into an actual time frame - suffice it to say I've been trying for more than 12 weeks straight). And I gotta tell you, I don't know what I'm doing wrong.
Every Sunday, I enter STV dressed for a war on Tastyfish. Armed with the fishing boots which are the only fishing drop I've ever received, at least one dozen helpings of Captain Rumsey's Lager, at least half a dozen Elixirs of Water Walking, a pair of gloves I bought and got enchanted with +2 fishing (because every little bit helps), and plenty of lures, I head out to the shore and I try to win.
And, inevitably, I lose. I have tried both coastlines (west and east) and read every single strategy (no exaggeration) I can find. I have also, every single week, made an attempt to whisper to the current winner. I have used trade to randomly speak with those who have won, and one week I even got more than ten people in my guild to help me (finding nodes, etc.). It wasn't until this Sunday that I was able to actually speak to the winner - every other time, it's been a horde winner. So I asked him, how long have you been trying to win?
He responded that it was his first time. Stories like this make me want to throw my computer in frustration, denounce the World of Warcraft, and write hate mail to Blizzard. I'm going nuts setting my hearth, turning on auto loot, downloading fishing addons, and randomly demanding fishing tips from past winners, and I can't seem to get closer than 30 fish - and that's at my utter and absolute best.
I am no Sunday-only angler. I actively fish four or more days every single week NOT counting my every-Sunday tournament hell, and I provide plenty of fish feasts for my guild. I have every single other fishing achievement required for the Salty title, and I know all the tips and tricks. I set my hearth. I show up early, come prepared, and have a certain piece of shore where I operate. I use water walking, I move quickly and for close nodes I pop into travel form (I'm a druid) to outrun the competition. I stare at my screen while fishing, disregarding chat, vent, and even household accidents with the pets if that's what it comes to (life-threatening or otherwise catastrophic events notwithstanding). I aim for the center of every node, I re-cast when I'm off, and I cast straight-on rather than at an angle.
And I don't even get close. Every week, I catch around 25 fish and then watch in despair as the winner is announced by 2:25 server. I just don't get it, and I'm starting to lose my nerve. I know my guild is getting sick of me spewing all over gchat at 2:30 every Sunday, and I always seem to forget to re-set my hearth and find myself in Booty Bay later on in the day. I'm wasting my time, aggravating myself and don't seem to be getting any closer.
I have seven titles now, and the one I always really wanted remains completely out of reach. I have tried to fill the void with all these other names...but still I wish I was Salty. Short of offering at-large bribes to every would-be angler on the server, I don't know how I could possibly win this thing. If I'm already doing it all and can't get close, I have to wonder if there is no hope.
And I have to wonder how all the winners have managed this awesomely difficult feat. On my server, a winner is always announced by 2:25, so you can practically give up if you don't have a stack of Tastyfish by ten after. I don't know what other items I can get or what else to do to increase my chances of winning.
I am in the midst of fishing despair. Someone, please say something helpful.